"...yeah, I know my critics will point to the fact that I left the country after Martina started complaining about the film as some kind of proof of my guilt, but the truth is much more complicated. Hey, I love Martina -- we made some great films together and I just knew that "The Abduction of Martina" would be the best yet. But then she comes to me and says she read the script and was uncomfortable with some of the scenes and wasn't going to do the film!